WARNIING - IF RANTS OFFEND YOU PLEASE TURN AWAY AND PLUG YOUR EARS .
I was sitting at the doctors office and thinking that the old lady that was just leaving better not back into my car . Then the 15 years of
marriage " re - programming " by my wife kicked in and I thought " Hey , that' s not fair , just because that poor old lady looks like shes 120 years old , doesn ' t mean she is a bad driver ."
I ' m still super picky and profile cars that I park next to , and try to park next to nicer cars , cuz they are less likely to scratch their cars against mine . Not much choice when you go to a doctors office, and the only cars in the whole
parking lot are old beat up Buicks , and there is only one stall, and 3 minutes til your appointment .
So we leave the doctors office , and sure as crap, somebody backed into my Traverse.
I always do a walk around and check for stuff before I leave. ( Yeah , I know - super anal. ) Can I prove that it was the decrepit old hag ? No . No video cameras on the building, not even the common
courtesy of a note saying ;
"Dear sir, **** of a nice car you have there . So sorry I messed it up, but you can' t have my insurance information . - Signed The Phantom "
So the 15 years of marriage tells me it doesnt NECESSARILY mean that the old lady hit my car . It also tells me that people are generally
good , and stereotypes about old people , asian people, white people etc etc etc are wrong ).
But my continuing years of being a cop tells me the old lady most likely DID hit my car , and probably didn ' t even realize it . Probably didn ' t
even have insurance.
Creased the rear bumper by the license plate lamp . Unfixable , and shifted the whole bumper so the hitch cover doesn ' t fit anymore .
So , in case you have been wondering, a new bumper ,
and license plate light including labor will run you about $ 650 .00 unless they find bent crap underneath the bumper. Also not including the Tylenol to get rid of the headache. And yes , I am trying to work on my attitude , thank you
very much .
On the bright side, the shop ordered my bumper, then only took 3 hours to put it on, including a free wash and vacuum.
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I was sitting at the doctors office and thinking that the old lady that was just leaving better not back into my car . Then the 15 years of
marriage " re - programming " by my wife kicked in and I thought " Hey , that' s not fair , just because that poor old lady looks like shes 120 years old , doesn ' t mean she is a bad driver ."
I ' m still super picky and profile cars that I park next to , and try to park next to nicer cars , cuz they are less likely to scratch their cars against mine . Not much choice when you go to a doctors office, and the only cars in the whole
parking lot are old beat up Buicks , and there is only one stall, and 3 minutes til your appointment .
So we leave the doctors office , and sure as crap, somebody backed into my Traverse.
I always do a walk around and check for stuff before I leave. ( Yeah , I know - super anal. ) Can I prove that it was the decrepit old hag ? No . No video cameras on the building, not even the common
courtesy of a note saying ;
"Dear sir, **** of a nice car you have there . So sorry I messed it up, but you can' t have my insurance information . - Signed The Phantom "
So the 15 years of marriage tells me it doesnt NECESSARILY mean that the old lady hit my car . It also tells me that people are generally
good , and stereotypes about old people , asian people, white people etc etc etc are wrong ).
But my continuing years of being a cop tells me the old lady most likely DID hit my car , and probably didn ' t even realize it . Probably didn ' t
even have insurance.
Creased the rear bumper by the license plate lamp . Unfixable , and shifted the whole bumper so the hitch cover doesn ' t fit anymore .
So , in case you have been wondering, a new bumper ,
and license plate light including labor will run you about $ 650 .00 unless they find bent crap underneath the bumper. Also not including the Tylenol to get rid of the headache. And yes , I am trying to work on my attitude , thank you
very much .
On the bright side, the shop ordered my bumper, then only took 3 hours to put it on, including a free wash and vacuum.
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